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Amazing Tales #31
--Amazing Guy
The Black Pantser to defend his nation!
Fancy Guppy to save his kingdom!
Cap to fight himself?
The JBH stuck in the middle of a war?
Somefire's resolve.
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Amazing Tales #31
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Protectors #3
--Visible Boy
The Protectors and the Lair Legion team up to take down Hepatitis B! Plus, guest appearences by Messenger and the Anti-League!
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Hey, 'Drew? - 19:05:08 6/06/2001
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Hey, 'Drew? (nt) - 19:04:39 6/06/2001
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Movie recommendations... - 18:59:17 6/06/2001
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Nats is interested in what these replies will be... I've been meaning to post this, as I've been wondering: How many people here are only children? Who here has siblings, older/younger, how old or young, do you get along with them, do they affect your creativity/internet time, what are their names, do they live in the same building you do? I'm siblingless myself, and just wanted to know how many of you are. (nt) - 14:49:55 6/06/2001
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- ag both. I have an older sister and two older brothers. They are 10 yrs older then me (and I'm 34!) so when I was a preteen and teen they were all moved out and states away from me. Both my sister and brother live in California and my oldest brother has joined Heavenly Father a couple of years ago. My net time is shared with my wife, Janeen. (nt) - 21:59:26 6/06/2001
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- Finny In my parents' own words: "We learned from our mistake". Only child. (nt) - 20:54:04 6/06/2001
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- 3 younger brothers. They leave me alone, I leave them alone. Since it's been declared a felony if I even come anywhere near the television (brothers and father are something of a tv-hog, and then wonder why they never see me, because I get really irritated at the mindless, constant blaring adventures of the NHL, NFL, NBA, and western movies which apparently teach children that shooting people for looking at you wrong is ok) , I'm more or less able to use the computer with impunity when I'm home. (nt) - 19:24:52 6/06/2001
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- Whitney Yup, I'm the only one, too. :) 17:46:28 6/06/2001
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- G-Eyed No sibs for me. (nt) - 16:21:28 6/06/2001
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- Visionary I have an older brother who lives about a 1000 miles away... but I'm really quite fond of all my family. (nt) - 15:37:07 6/06/2001
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Whitney, the Moneyless Nomad Can y'all please pray for me to get a job SOON? I'm waiting on an interview sometime in the next three days... (nt) - 11:43:46 6/06/2001
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Hatman I was right!!! *Avengers spoilers* - 07:06:52 6/06/2001
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AG presents his new color scheme as well as...... A little something to let you know of the Terror awaiting. Musings of a Vampire - 18:30:01 6/05/2001
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Since Finny got the ball rolling... Your thread for Parodyverse Recommended Entertainment - 15:51:57 6/05/2001
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- Goldeneyed Come great comics... 13:44:09 6/06/2001
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- Alias Barenaked Ladies...!!! Seen these guys in Vancouver BC a couple of times at the Commodore!!! It was before the went all national and stuff, but FLIPPING GREAT MUSIC!!! Boy, if I had a million dollars!!! I Tell you what I'd do... and it don't have nothin' to do with no monkey or K-Car :) And for you MT folks in the group, they're going to be playing in Bozeman soon... (nt) - 12:49:55 6/06/2001
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- Nats S'more junk, mainly music, some movies, etc.... 12:40:32 6/06/2001
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- Alias - the guy who hasn't posted anything yet.... Anything by the late great Robert Heinlein!!! Especially anything dealing with Lazarus Long and family, "Time Enough for Love", "The Number of the Beast", "The Cat Who Walks Through Walls", etc... (nt) - 12:39:12 6/06/2001
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- ag music and Movies 11:53:27 6/06/2001
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- Finny I...don't really have any recommendations. But I'll try... 10:01:29 6/06/2001
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- ManMan Oooh......I have a few you might wanna check out - Or ignore altogether : ) 07:45:01 6/06/2001
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- Ziles my favorite book is Song in the Silence by Kerner, movies i'd have to say Frequency and Anti-trust were good (nt) - 07:24:13 6/06/2001
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- Hatman SEE SHREK!!! And my recommendations 07:04:54 6/06/2001
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- Gav Recommendations 02:19:16 6/06/2001
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- Chronic Entertainment.......mostly of the musical sort. 19:08:23 6/05/2001
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- ag Well..... 18:42:41 6/05/2001
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- *sigh* Sodding bastard. Just about to do this myself. Kabuki. Anything by Mack, really. Great poetic writing and painting, and it's even got female characters I like. Sod off and choke. Anything by Robert J Sawyer, sci fi novelist-- full of wonder, scientifically accurate, fun characters, and the man writes about dinosaurs. the Disciples, as I've previously mentioned-- more or less like a more serious, more dangerous Buffy. Though "Psiren" is still one of the worst names I've ever heard. Snow Crash by Neal Stephenson, purely for the description. The plot was kind of...uh... (nt) - 18:30:53 6/05/2001
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- Visionary presents: The books that people here have recommended to me in the past 18:09:17 6/05/2001
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- the Wide-Readin' Wizardess some books.. 17:47:43 6/05/2001
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- Nats Read Walt Simonson's Orion comic, blast it. And the Harry Potter books ain't just for kids, y'know. (nt) - 17:36:45 6/05/2001
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- spiffy The Dominion of Wyley McFadden. Lil' bit twisted, but well-written. (nt) - 17:31:26 6/05/2001
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- DB I will have no part in this chicanery! Wait, yes I will... 16:20:34 6/05/2001
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- Visionary's recommendations will appear here... Once I'm organized enough to make them. (nt) - 15:59:59 6/05/2001
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Miss Canterbury demands a few answers of Sir Mumphrey in this latest installment of our ripping war yarn, by... the Hooded Hood. Part the Fourth: Terry Lucas and the Si-Fan Catamites - 15:41:30 6/05/2001
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Finny Um...wow. - 14:40:55 6/05/2001
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Count test - 13:34:09 6/05/2001
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Gav The result of 1) Too much Buffy and 2) Too much spare time. - 00:56:23 6/05/2001
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ag Question...Has there been a novel titled Requiem For a Vampire? (nt) - 00:08:58 6/05/2001
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The Hooded Hood continues the Saturday Matinee adventures of Sir Mumphrey Wilton and the charming Miss Canterbury in: Part the Third: Doctor Hakenfakir and the Secret Older Than the World - 15:20:39 6/04/2001
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ag with a covert message for HH - 14:24:49 6/04/2001
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Troia215 Apparently.....someone has a crush on me. - 12:52:12 6/04/2001
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CrazySugarFreakBoy! Well, looks like we all finally have to stop surfing the internet now ... - 08:39:33 6/04/2001
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And now.... Messenger presents a tale of action, intrigue, a bit of the ol' ultra violence ofcourse and a shocking surprise guest star....Be prepared... For this is 'Giving Up the Ghost' Chapter Four - 16:50:47 6/03/2001
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chris massell the jesus thingy - 15:20:01 6/03/2001
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Jesus All Of You People - 14:09:01 6/03/2001
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- Isn't that special? The government test tube prototype children, *trying* to test out their obviously irradiated brains. In future, remember that people tend to be coherent, at least some of the time. You've obviously yet to master that, not even keeping in mind any ability to add intelligence to your so-called points. Lastly, if this is the most productive thing you can do with your life, why haven't you committed suicide yet? (nt) - 08:52:52 6/05/2001
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- Hatman *points to the door* Need I say more? (nt) - 21:06:38 6/04/2001
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- Alias What a sad pathetic little man this is... I think I pity the little fellow more than anything else. (nt) - 11:21:54 6/04/2001
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- DONAR I knew Jesus. Thou art not He. For one, he didst knoweth how to spell. (nt) - 00:42:51 6/04/2001
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- ag must resist saying how I REALLY feel about this......grrrrrrrrrrr.....deep breath...ok, what they said. (nt) - 21:50:03 6/03/2001
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- Chronic Don't get cocky....cuz I'll have to get myself a new computer? Is that some sort of threat? Cuz you're really not very imposing, little man...... (nt) - 20:37:25 6/03/2001
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- Sorceress That was not funny. I don't think it's cute to be calling yourself something as great as Jesus when you are just wanting attention. and by the way, I *DO* like men!! (nt) - 17:32:11 6/03/2001
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- Ziles riiiiiiight (nt) - 17:31:57 6/03/2001
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- DB Although all your comments were incredibly intelligent (Not.), I would simply like to bring up one small point... *text* 17:16:36 6/03/2001
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- Messenger ....... I would bet money that I get more play, I have more friends, and I just have more of a life than you ever will. My only crime is I like to write. :) Loser. (nt) - 16:54:50 6/03/2001
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- spiffy I don't drink generic soda. I drink Pepsi. I was, however, slightly aroused by your use of the word "men". (nt) - 14:52:29 6/03/2001
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- Nats Someone spent a long time with capital letters. Second of all, the sucky thing is, I know you. Yeah, try to insult us by telling us we're gay and we like men. Hell, I'm sure the women on here like men. Anyway, you don't insult us. You make us laugh at you because we all know that you have nothing better to do than try to make yourself look cool in front of other people. We are better than you. You are scum. Now I wait for the Dark Knight or CSFB! to say something that will scar you for life, you little runt. Oh, and I guess, by impersonating Jesus, that you will go to Hell. Have a nice trip. (nt) - 14:49:58 6/03/2001
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- ag slaps Nats on the back... hehe! (nt) - 21:51:26 6/03/2001
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- Goldeneyed ...and you're tellus US to get a life? Right. Putz. See, Jesus is cool. You're not. (nt) - 14:40:40 6/03/2001
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- Visionary I think someone's lonely and looking for a little attention... (nt) - 14:38:05 6/03/2001
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- Space Ghost *sigh* why are we getting the son of god? (nt) - 14:33:46 6/03/2001
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- Troia215 *sigh* why are we getting spammed? (nt) - 14:13:00 6/03/2001
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The Hooded Hood continues the story that time forgot Sir Mumphrey Wilton and the Lost City of Mystery, Part the Second: The Egyptian Assassin and the Heathen Chinee - 11:36:49 6/03/2001
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Dancer should learn not to listen to bad men. Dancer should learn not to listen to bad men. Dancer never learns. Dancer #29 - 09:09:07 6/03/2001
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ag WOW! I got 3 responces to my story! Cool! I'm only slightly a nobody! READ IT! PLEASE! (nt) - 21:58:26 6/02/2001
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Troia215 I'm in chat..... (nt) - 12:42:07 6/02/2001
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- Troia215 So's Vizh (nt) - 12:50:06 6/02/2001
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Visionary Finished this picture... - 12:34:01 6/02/2001
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- Alias Great Picture...! (nt) - 11:25:12 6/04/2001
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- Nats Good thing nothing's poking out there. (nt) - 13:26:17 6/03/2001
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- Dancer Well Vizh, when you told me you were doing naked pix this wasn't what i had in mind :-) (nt) - 08:08:13 6/03/2001
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- DB, who thinks there's some... interesting spots for hair, there, Vizh A face that only a mother could love! Well... A mother, and probably Troia. ;) *fears the might of the, uh, mighty spear* (nt) - 23:14:13 6/02/2001
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- ag cool! Wish you were promising the next one! (nt) - 21:48:29 6/02/2001
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- Hatman May I repeat the talented bastard comment? :) (nt) - 20:05:15 6/02/2001
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- Gav .......Talented bastard... (nt) - 18:14:25 6/02/2001
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- HH It is a goodly picture. (nt) - 16:39:25 6/02/2001
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- Sorc, who likes hairy men er, maybe not *that* hairy but he's still cute. (hey, a little wookie nookie don't hurt nobody) (nt) - 15:43:02 6/02/2001
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- CrazySugarFreakBoy! That's ... rather disturbing. :) (nt) - 13:35:31 6/02/2001
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- Ziles i like this one too :) (nt) - 13:01:04 6/02/2001
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- Troia215 Cute picture Vizh.....but I'm sorry......Gav looks meaner.... ;-) (nt) - 12:43:22 6/02/2001
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For masochistic reasons of his own, the Hooded Hood reposts this, his least popular PVB story. Maybe this time we might make it to the finish. font color=808090 face="Lucida Sans Unicode"size=+2>Sir Mumphrey Wilton and the Lost City of Mystery, Part the First: Miss Canterbury and the Dungeon of Horror - 12:28:16 6/02/2001
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- Dancer Am I the olny one who finds Mumph kinda sexy?? (nt) - 08:09:37 6/03/2001
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- DONAR Twas indeed enjoyable, Hood...and I art not just saying that to get on thy good side, should such a thing existeth. ;) (nt) - 04:12:02 6/03/2001
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- DB Well, maybe it's not your fault, HH. It could be the title! Marketing and all. I mean, font color=808090 face="Lucida Sans Unicode"size=+2>Sir Mumphrey Wilton and the Lost City of Mystery, Part the First: Miss Canterbury and the Dungeon of Horror is kind of a confusing title, 'specially for newbies! But the innerds're good! ;) (nt) - 23:20:35 6/02/2001
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- ag WHAAAAHOOO! You reposted it! Just cuase nobody responds doesnt mean you should stop! Jack Rabbit 8 got practally no responces, and the first Amazing Tales got just 3 or 4, yet I'm still doing it! Please keep them going! (nt) - 21:52:09 6/02/2001
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- CrazySugarFreakBoy! Fun! Continue this! Now. :) (nt) - 13:34:24 6/02/2001
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- Visionary, who figures you could easily write something more upopular than this. After all, he has. I can see how it would be harder to enjoy this the first time through, what with how worried we all were about poor Rodney. (nt) - 12:45:55 6/02/2001
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- HH You see? Look at that title! This story is cursed, I tell you. (nt) - 12:29:03 6/02/2001
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CrazySugarFreakBoy! Black September, the Site Dedicated to Saving the Spider-Marriage, is Up!!! - 09:09:37 6/02/2001
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Gav Here's a pic..got bored... - 08:15:03 6/02/2001
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ag Amazing Tales #31, Attack of the guys with gills, or, what's new Pantser-cat? - 21:17:14 6/01/2001
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Lineol Ritchie There comes a time.... (nt) - 19:47:36 6/01/2001
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CrazySugarFreakBoy! Want to help start up a pro-MJ website? Here's some people to get in touch with ... - 14:34:54 6/01/2001
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CrazySugarFreakBoy! Anyone for chat? Address inside ... - 13:09:47 6/01/2001
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ag Wow! The board WAS shortened! I missed out on nabbing my resent History repost, but no matter! I have everyone's info, so I'll place it in and repost again. (nt) - 11:53:42 6/01/2001
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Static-Pulse Okay, lads and lasses, be good while I'm off on vacation with Roxy. (nt) - 08:02:38 6/01/2001
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The Hooded Hood goes cosmic in this far-ranging tale of men against gods and Celestians, women against satyrs and centaurs, and one little girl who grew up to marry a prince. #77: Untold Tales of the Lair Legion Interdimensional Tour: Deicide, Genocide, Suicide, and Sushi - 02:52:46 6/01/2001
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- Nats Woo-hoo! I didn't get beat up this time! I mean...hey, I wasn't in this one.... (nt) - 14:04:09 6/03/2001
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- Dancer DKs reaction was EXACTLY how I imagine him - insanely over-the-top determined to win!! (nt) - 08:12:30 6/03/2001
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- Visionary I'm not still a god, right? Not that I'm afraid of vanishing, mind you... I do that pretty well on my own. (nt) - 08:50:58 6/02/2001
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- Finny, stumbling into the BZL after a long few days ...moonlight? And you said whorehoppers. Heh, heh... (nt) - 21:53:18 6/01/2001
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- DONAR In mine native tongue would I praise thee, but the godspeak wouldst surely confuse thine ears. So instead I shalt say "This totally kicked much ass" (nt) - 20:16:23 6/01/2001
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- Ziles OooOOoo moonlight (nt) - 20:01:34 6/01/2001
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- Exile Great, as usual, Ian. :) (nt) - 17:31:52 6/01/2001
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- Pigeonman What has happened to the Egyptsen Gods? (nt) - 15:27:02 6/01/2001
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- That Authorisation ruled. I need to do more columns. *Text is plotting all of your doom* (nt) - 15:25:29 6/01/2001
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- Hatman Heh, serves the bastard right. :) (nt) - 14:42:54 6/01/2001
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- Goldeneyed Quite the entertaining chapter of this romp through the world and universe, Ian. I eagerly await the next installment. :o) (nt) - 14:07:40 6/01/2001
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- ag After an adventure like that Im bushed! Think I'll go take a nap! (nt) - 11:04:24 6/01/2001
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- CrazySugarFreakBoy! Well, that was fun. All the violent scenes needed to fit into the Morrison X-Men style was Frank Quietly artwork of Troia sporting an Emma Frost-style camel toe. Or something. It's fun to respond to things with random babble. Professor X's sister looks like a post-menopausal Moondragon. I'm just going to hit this key until I think of one more thing to say **************** Have you ever stared at someone until their head exploded? (nt) - 09:52:22 6/01/2001
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- Troia215 What? Still no se.....er.......YAY I'M SAVED!!!!!!!! 2 more tests to go though........think you can do it Donar?..............no.........not 'do it'..................geeze...... LOL! (nt) - 05:58:18 6/01/2001
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Messenger.. feeling very bond-esque tonight: For HH's eyes only... (aka Attn: HH!!) - 21:44:34 5/31/2001
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Goldeneyed Something somewhat interesting... - 21:10:26 5/31/2001
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Gav Apologies for my infrequent presence - 14:33:19 5/31/2001
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ag Caption the Pic........ Captain Marvel confusion. - 11:51:11 5/31/2001
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Dancer (via HH) Dancer #28 - 16:24:58 5/30/2001
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